You don't have to rub it in T.T
yes i do
Who do you work for!?
i get paid in licks and snuggles
I can find you a better job!
One that pays in trading cards!
no, I want that job
I'll get you one that pays in ice cream and back massages
and... free... buckets of paint
back massages are good
With better working hours!
They'll just sign a check for "whatever it is you did over the last two weeks"
and a decent health plan!
Dr. Payne will be your personal physician
i like my hours! i get a cuddler all night! and whats healthier than being cheery all the time from a good snuggle life?
Dr. Payne will make you cheery. He'll beat all the Un-Cheeries out of you using his board-certified brass knuckles lined with sterilized syringes filled with hope!
Hope for the cure!
i don't want hope
i want cuddles